Jaden: "Mom, when pigs get married do they get rings in their noses?"
Mom (half-listening): "Most pigs don't have rings in their noses."
Jaden: "I've seen pigs with rings in their noses, so they must be married. And cows too."
Mom: "Jaden, animals don't get married!"
Jaden: "Yes they do, like when Daisy grows up she will. And, like Lucy and Lacey, when they look into each others' eyes..."
Mom: "Lucy and Lacey are both girls."
Jaden: "Oh. Well, other animals get married and wear rings in their noses."
