Scripture Memory

MOM & JADEN: "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control..."
RYDER: "You forgot badness."

After dinner conversation with Jaden...

Jaden: "Mom, when pigs get married do they get rings in their noses?"

Mom (half-listening): "Most pigs don't have rings in their noses."

Jaden: "I've seen pigs with rings in their noses, so they must be married.  And cows too."

Mom:  "Jaden, animals don't get married!"

Jaden: "Yes they do, like when Daisy grows up she will.  And, like Lucy and Lacey, when they look into each others' eyes..."

Mom: "Lucy and Lacey are both girls."

Jaden: "Oh.  Well, other animals get married and wear rings in their noses."